I love this. And if it weren’t for my desire to be accurate in my language and meaning at all times (and thus, my LACK of wanting to appear foolish. Read: pride), I might actually throw this out at some point… to see 1) if someone would catch (and call me out on) the mistake, and 2) if they’d figure out that I was quoting FRIENDS.
Of course, then my problem would be actually saying it with a straight face. HA!